Maybe it's a friendly mushroom

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;

gelatins:

if you wanna join my gang punk you gotta be hardcore. *pulls out  temporary tattoos* choose a tat, but don’t choose the kitty that one is mine

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

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anuvia:

thatonenarga:

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

People need to stop reblogging this without the rest of the comic :^)

Part 1: Aang has a negative reaction to people who mistakenly hurt his feelings but had good intentions.

Part 2: Aang calms down and acknowledges that those people’s intentions were good and instead of being upset offers to educate and inform those people and SHARES his culture.

Good message there.

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

THIS IS AN ANGRY TEXT POST ABOUT BOOBS.

so i have huge boobs okay. let’s get that out of the way. and my mom likes to show me pictures like this to try show me that “hey u have big boobs and men like u for that.

that is the exact reason why i HATE having big boobs. and im completely done. They suck ass for many reasons:

-You like that cute shirt? too fucking bad. if it don’t fit over your boobs don’t even look at it.

-Same with sweaters, dresses, tank tops, bras, anything. 

-Back problems (i have them and im 17).

-You wanna run? hahaha good luck with that with boobs weighing you down and swinging uncomfortably getting in the way.

-Many other things

THEY ARE NOT FOR YOUR PLEASURE. 

AND LADIES IF A MAN ISN’T GOING TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL, DUMP HIM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY AND DESERVE SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT SIZE BOOBS YOU HAVE

and things like the picture above are terrorizing. i dont give a shit if you have the weakest heart in the universe. i can guarantee that my lumps of chest fat aren’t isn’t going to cure your heart disease.

this concludes my angry text post.

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

Can I,S your D?
Anonymous

stability:

ubergay:

stability:

Sell my dog? Absolutely not

no suck your dick

Oh well in that case

skullspeare:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

biderman