Maybe it's a friendly mushroom

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr Part 3

Part 1: x
Part 2: x

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

tetsuyaa:

rin takes “i’ll show you a sight you’ve never seen before” to another level

gayprotagonist:

friendleemushroom:

I’M AN ADULLLLLTTTTTT

thank god the four months of “i’m a child” excuses are over

I’M JOKING HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MEMER

Shut up bitch! But thank you!

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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❝ Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit ❞

- (via onlyabigail)

awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.

I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him were the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

nnaffettss:

omg the little wiggle 

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on